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19 “Fun Facts” Students Shared That Left Their Teachers Amused, Amazed, And Hilariously Uncomfortable

Parents·Updated 1 minute ago. Posted 1 hour ago”One of my kindergarteners shared, ‘You’ll never see my mom’s real nose! She got a new one in college!'” We recently shared a post in which teachers shared the most memorable “fun fact” their students have shared on the first day of class, and they were hilarious, random,…

19 “Fun Facts” Students Shared That Left Their Teachers Amused, Amazed, And Hilariously Uncomfortable

Updated 1 minute ago. Posted 1 hour ago

“One of my kindergarteners shared, ‘You’ll never see my mom’s real nose! She got a new one in college!’”

We recently shared a post in which teachers shared the most memorable “fun fact” their students have shared on the first day of class, and they were hilarious, random, and seriously WTF?


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Well, more teachers (and parents!) jumped into the comments section with more of the hilarious — and seriously WTF — “fun facts” students have shared, and all I have to say is “WOW.”

1.

“In my daughter’s high school health class, the teacher asked the students the icebreaker, ‘If you could be anything, what would you be?’ One boy replied, ‘A dildo.’”


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—Valerie Ann Seamons, Facebook

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“My daughter shared, ‘My mom eats frosting right out of the can with a spoon! She does it all the time, and one time we ran out of frosting and she cried until my Dad said he’d go get more!’ She failed to mention that I was pregnant at the time.”

—Alicia Marie Hartle-More, Facebook

3.

“A guy at work shared the fun fact that for the past six months, he had eaten nothing but egg fried rice from his favorite takeout spot.”

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“I had a kindergartener blurt out, ‘You know, you’ll never see my mom’s real nose. She got a new one in college!’”


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—Gabby Hancock, Facebook

5.

“One of my high schoolers told the class that they were born with all of their teeth.”

“Apparently, it’s a thing, albeit rare. But I feel for any mom who looks down at a newborn baby’s toothy grin — nightmare fuel for sure.”

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6.

“A little boy in my preschool class had an accident, and only had extra pants packed, but no underwear. Well, I knew his mom was on the way, so I told him he’d be OK in just pants for a few minutes. In response, he said, ‘Oh yeah — that’s fine, my mom never wears underwear.’”


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—Beth Hendry, Facebook

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7.

“My fun fact is that I was an ‘oops’ baby. All of my siblings are old enough to be my parents, and my parents are old enough to be my grandparents.”

—Eleesha Okumura, Facebook

8.

“I asked my students for a fun fact, and one of the kids said, ‘One time, I got kicked in the balls by my cow.’ When I got to the next kid, his fun fact was, ‘I saw him get kicked in the balls by his cow.’”

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9.

“One of my middle schoolers shared, ‘I was conceived in the back of a van!’”


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“Half of my sixth graders had their eyebrows up in shock, and the other half wore looks of consternation trying to figure out what conceived meant.”

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